Perry at the Priory
In the summer of 2004 Pericles the Decoy Duck spent a month in The Priory to get over his worm and bird seed addiction.
This blog was originally set up to chronicle his experiences and the inevitable escape attempts.
However, it refuses to die.
The Characters
Pericles - Our Hero
Ron - a Lemming, Pericles's roommate
Bob - a discontented lizard
Dai - a Llama
Schrondinger - a Cat, Dai's roommate
Hermione - a Peking Duck
Thaisa - a Duck, Perry's sometime girlfriend
Doris - a Turkey, Matron at The Priory
Skippy - a dodgy Kangeroo
Sandi- a Great Dane
and
Ethel - a duckling who claims to be the fruit of Perry's loins
Sunday, August 08, 2004
Day 11
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During my Gym session today I got chatting to the Llama on the treadmill next to mine. After all it's not every day you meet a Welshman.Dai is one cool Llama. He was the stand-in for Ralph the Wonder Llama in a Monty Python Film. However, whereas Ralph went on to become the famous Naked Dancing Llama, Dai just became a relentless exhibitionist with a rather embarrassing tendency to expose himself every time he heard "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".
His condition was under control until recently when he was arrested for flashing at a Shih Tzu on Wimbledon Common while listening to Brittany Speirs's hit "Toksvig".
These days Dai the Llama plays safe and only listens to travel programs on Radio 4. He is trying to learn all he can about Tibet since everyone keeps assuming he comes from there.
posted at 5:38 AM
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